Friday, May 4, 2007

New Mexico Women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house clean and do what needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from New Mexico. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.

I'm not violent, I swear.

3 Comments:

Blogger Everlasting said...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her three times already.

May 4, 2007 at 7:28 AM  
Blogger Antonio said...

You forgot to mention that the West Virgian woman was also the man's sister.

June 23, 2007 at 8:14 AM  
Blogger Ophelia said...

can I have this blog address if you're not going to use it? Thanks.

September 13, 2008 at 11:04 PM  

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